Poor Kaidan has one of his excruciating migraines :(
Shepard gets turned down by a love interest: mass reject.
Shepard has a contagious disease: mass infect.
shepard gets a boner: mass erect
Shepard forgets to feed the fish: mass neglect
Shepard gets armor made of mirrors: mass reflect
Shepard becomes a detective: mass inspect
Shepard finds another ship model: mass collect
Shepard opens a bakery: mass confect
Shepard gets a tacky add-on: mass kinect